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 Post subject: No Snakes in Canada?
PostPosted: 26 Jan 2013 23:53 
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Another law that's going to make lawyers richer! I'll make a note never to live in Arizona. :roll:

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But Robert, Arizona is a beautiful state with great weather (better than Canada's?), and since I believe you've already finished high school, you might want to reconsider some day. :)

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H Arwen,

The man shovellling snow is probably from Minnesota. No Canadian would shovel snow without mittens on.

An easy way in Canada to recognize foreign borns : they carry an umbrella when it snows.


Canada has no poisonnous snakes, hardly any earthquakes to speak of, only imitation hurricanes, no Democrats and best of all, no Republicans.

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PostPosted: 30 Jan 2013 01:20 
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H Arwen,

The man shovellling snow is probably from Minnesota. No Canadian would shovel snow without mittens on.

An easy way in Canada to recognize foreign borns : they carry an umbrella when it snows.
Maybe he is from Arizona. :)


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Canada has no poisonnous snakes, hardly any earthquakes to speak of, only imitation hurricanes, no Democrats and best of all, no Republicans.

Come on up!

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But you have lots of COLD and snow and those crazy star-chamber human rights tribunals. Maybe some SUMMER I'll come and visit.

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No Poisonous snakes?


Snakes of Canada


Canada can claim at least the Venomous Rattle Snake.

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No Poisonous snakes?


Snakes of Canada


Canada can claim at least the Venomous Rattle Snake.


Yah, but, since it's so cold in Canada for all but perhaps 1 month out of the year, the snakes aren't active for much of the year.

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Dean wrote:
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No Poisonous snakes?


Snakes of Canada


Canada can claim at least the Venomous Rattle Snake.


Yah, but, since it's so cold in Canada for all but perhaps 1 month out of the year, the snakes aren't active for much of the year.



I was curious because I spent quite a bit of time in Upstate NY just south of Montreal and there were snakes in New York, so I was wondering how the Canadians kept them out?

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BobC wrote:
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No Poisonous snakes?


Snakes of Canada


Canada can claim at least the Venomous Rattle Snake.


Yah, but, since it's so cold in Canada for all but perhaps 1 month out of the year, the snakes aren't active for much of the year.



I was curious because I spent quite a bit of time in Upstate NY just south of Montreal and there were snakes in New York, so I was wondering how the Canadians kept them out?


Checked for visas at the border.

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bali wrote:
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No Poisonous snakes?


Snakes of Canada


Canada can claim at least the Venomous Rattle Snake.


Yah, but, since it's so cold in Canada for all but perhaps 1 month out of the year, the snakes aren't active for much of the year.



I was curious because I spent quite a bit of time in Upstate NY just south of Montreal and there were snakes in New York, so I was wondering how the Canadians kept them out?


Checked for visas at the border.

Bob, that doesn't seem to deter the drug cartel rattlesnakes from crossing back and forth from Mexico to Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California! :wink:

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We hve out own version of those rattlers here in Florida, I was out working on an antenna one day and felt this tapping on my boot, I thought it was one of the guys goofing with me. I looked down and I was standing on a rattler, and the tapping was him striking my boot, venom was running down the side. I jumped and he slithered away.

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retsinab wrote:
bali wrote:
BobC wrote:
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No Poisonous snakes?


Snakes of Canada


Canada can claim at least the Venomous Rattle Snake.


Yah, but, since it's so cold in Canada for all but perhaps 1 month out of the year, the snakes aren't active for much of the year.



I was curious because I spent quite a bit of time in Upstate NY just south of Montreal and there were snakes in New York, so I was wondering how the Canadians kept them out?


Checked for visas at the border.

Bob, that doesn't seem to deter the drug cartel rattlesnakes from crossing back and forth from Mexico to Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California! :wink:


Si, el cascabel diamante con droga.

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BobC wrote:
We hve out own version of those rattlers here in Florida, I was out working on an antenna one day and felt this tapping on my boot, I thought it was one of the guys goofing with me. I looked down and I was standing on a rattler, and the tapping was him striking my boot, venom was running down the side. I jumped and he slithered away.

Yes, I watch "Venom One" on animal planet all the time. Not only do you Floridians have to cope with the venomous snakes native to your state, like the eastern timber rattler, cottonmouth and others, you also have to face the occasional escaped exotic, some of which are even more deadly than the native varieties. (I remember one episode where Captain Rick was capturing a black mamba that had taken up residence in a bathroom!)

That's one advantage to living where the hard, cold winters will eliminate those escaped tropical reptiles.

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Bob, that doesn't seem to deter the drug cartel rattlesnakes from crossing back and forth from Mexico to Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California! :wink:


Si, el cascabel diamante con droga.

…Y que es mucho más letal que la cascabel que rastrea en su vientre!

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Bob, that doesn't seem to deter the drug cartel rattlesnakes from crossing back and forth from Mexico to Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California! :wink:


Si, el cascabel diamante con droga.

…Y que es mucho más letal que la cascabel que rastrea en su vientre!


Well Jim, your Spanish is far better than this Polish/Italian-American. :)

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 Post subject: Re: No Snakes in Canada?
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Rattlers scare me when I'm in the desert. When it's coming on to summer, the monastery puts up warning signs everywhere to inform people that it's rattler weather and sometimes it will say that they've been seen in the monastery compound. One of the monks is a doctor and he told us that the only people who arrive in the ER with snakes bites are young, drunk men who tangle with the rattlers.

I like to walk in the back forty past the building but on a trail. One time I stupidly walked off the trail and onto all sorts of things that would have been great for rattlers. I told someone I'd walked there to the stream and they explained how dumb I was.

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 Post subject: Re: No Snakes in Canada?
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I only recall seeing a Massassauga rattler once. Up by Georgian Bay.

It was hanging out by the entrance of a cabin we had rented.

So we left for a while, and by the time we came back it had slithered off elsewhere.

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bali wrote:
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Bob, that doesn't seem to deter the drug cartel rattlesnakes from crossing back and forth from Mexico to Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California! :wink:


Si, el cascabel diamante con droga.

…Y que es mucho más letal que la cascabel que rastrea en su vientre!


Well Jim, your Spanish is far better than this Polish/Italian-American. :)

Full disclosure, Bob: I used a translator! :oops:

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I was testing some ordnance devices at our facility in the Orlando area and had to use an underground bunker during the testing. We would have to wait for someone to clear the little landing at the bottom of the entrance stairs of snakes before we could enter the bunker.

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Don't you guys know anything? Kateri Tekakwitha chased all the snakes out of Canada and they swam across the St. Lawrence Seaway to the USA and became lawyers. :)

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Don't you guys know anything? Kateri Tekakwitha chased all the snakes out of Canada and they swam across the St. Lawrence Seaway to the USA and became lawyers. :)


So that's why we have so many lawyers.

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BobC wrote:
SCHULTZZKOPF wrote:
Don't you guys know anything? Kateri Tekakwitha chased all the snakes out of Canada and they swam across the St. Lawrence Seaway to the USA and became lawyers. :)


So that's why we have so many lawyers.


That's right Bob, and some of them swam down to Florida but didn't worry about being eaten by the sharks and the alligators as they were given professional courtesies. :)

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Schultzz,

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Hi BobC

Those rattlers are illegal immigrants. We're working on a path to the cannery.

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 Post subject: Re: No Snakes in Canada?
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I wanted to post a cartoon about snakes but it comes from a website that is somewhat unsavory. Needless to say I won't post a link. But imagine this...the caption reads: "ill fated blind date...St. Patrick and Medusa". Picture St. Patrick decked out in his liturgical garments and a bald Medusa crying into her drink.... :wink:

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I wanted to post a cartoon about snakes but it comes from a website that is somewhat unsavory. Needless to say I won't post a link. But imagine this...the caption reads: "ill fated blind date...St. Patrick and Medusa". Picture St. Patrick decked out in his liturgical garments and a bald Medusa crying into her drink.... :wink:

Is this the one, Daisy? It is no longer attached to the questionable website.

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Those rattlers are illegal immigrants. We're working on a path to the cannery.

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LOL :)

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Picture St. Patrick decked out in his liturgical garments and a bald Medusa crying into her drink....

LOL Thanks, Daisy and Jim. :)

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That's the one, Jim! :)

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